a man at coffee exchange. if you go there sometimes, you've probably seen him. he uses words like besmirch. i know, because i eavesdrop on other people's conversations.

a true fact is that i am not a smooth operator.

eleanor and jesse made chainmail obsessively for a few days. we are fierce knights.

i ran out of bobbypins so i got paperclip stuck in my hair. and eleanor is a good friend.

I am not often a positive addition to a conversation. In fact, you're probably better off just having one on your own. When I was little I thought the recycling plant near my house was where clouds came from.