yeah, yeah. the comic in the first part really happened, and it was funny. but in this post, i want to talk about something much more serious. pictured below the comic is a man i saw at mcdonalds, and he was doing something that no one in the world should ever do. he was using a finely shaven chin-strap beard to define his chin, which extended at least TWO INCHES below the line of the chin-strap he designed for himself. do a public service for the greater good, and if you ever see this grave display of facial hair again, do something about it.